Thursday, December 31, 2009
augury
as adherents of the first church of dirt, it is our duty to attempt ritual purity at all times. it is understood that the perfection of this task is not plausible during the present Kali Yuga*, but the attempt is still required. we are, however, not alone in this task: consult the augur, who will take the auspices on your behalf and reveal occulted sources of bodily pollution to you. do not take for granted such mundane substances as the water you drink. even activities fundamental as interpersonal communication are demonstrated to originate vile filth. the balms and lotions that soften your skin also profane the temple of your body with foul contaminants. success is not guaranteed, but vigilance will be rewarded.
*"Kali Yuga" as used here refers to the toxic environment we currently inhabit, not to the 432,000 years beginning on February 18, 3102 BCE. apologies for any confusion.
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